Arachnophobes and prudes, please stop reading now before it’s too late.
Still here? Read on.
After a long summer of getting nought, an army of lewd and lecherous spiders is about to unleash an onslaught of unbridled lust around Irish homes.
The end of summer is mating season for most arachnids, and they have but one thing in their spidery mind as they crawl up the metal hose attached to your shower head.
Some of the specimens seen around the land are the size of mice, and there is a glint of anticipation in each of their eight tiny eyes.
Check under your sheets and pillows before you go to bed, and pray you don’t feel the dreaded pitter-patter of eight hairy legs crawling up your own tonight.