Regular as clockwork, the arrival of a new season brings the obligatory new Covid variant so Big Pharma can shift more product.
This time, the naming convention is sort of cool, Omicron Spawn. Someone out there is a comic book fan, as this moniker wouldn’t be out of place in a Marvel storyline.
Nonetheless, symptoms strangely resemble those of a common cold, including sore throat, runny nose, and a cough. Millions of people have had colds for hundreds of years but this one is totally different, so you totally need a jab, lest the Spawn gets you good.
Get in line and get that stuff into you and keep Big Pharma’s tills ringing merrily for another season. Happy jabbing!
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