Dude, where’s my date? Wicklow teen resorts to DoneDeal to find a Debs date – TheLiberal.ie – Our News, Your Views

Dude, where’s my date? Wicklow teen resorts to DoneDeal to find a Debs date




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When one resorts to DoneDeal to find a Debs date, one can safely say that the personal bottom of the dating barrel has very deep pry marks indeed.

Nevertheless, a Wicklow teen has donned his best Sunday clothes and is searching for love among the second hand bikes with one handle missing, hand-me-down Little House on the Prairie DVD boxes, and cars painted in dodgy colors.

The man’s advert goes like this: “Hi there, my debs is on the 11th of August and due to circumstances I don’t have a date, so if your interested send me a text.

Debs comes with full trimmings i.e flowers and chocolates for parents, lifts, corsage, food and drink.

A little about myself: I’m 18, 5ft11 (close enough to 6ft),

I sail and I play provincial rugby,

Have 6 brothers and 4 sisters,

I have a decent job (electrician),

Good sense of humour, Generous, Good craic, Don’t smoke,

And not that bad looking according to my mother… Like all types of music, Play guitar, bass and ukulele.”

So if you’re stuck for a date for your Debs, hey, turn to DoneDeal now and take your chances.

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