Move over Covid, tomato flu has arrived, and Big Pharma is at hand to sell ye all more shots.
An outbreak of ‘tomato flu‘ has now been detected in India, with no fewer than 82 cases confirmed.
The ‘tomato flu’ is coming, and vaccine manufacturers are likely to create new shots for the hitherto completely unheard of disease in record time.
There’s no stopping the tomato-borne disease. Better get ready for a new full series of jabs, including tomato-specific boosters.
You have been warned.
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