A Florida man has been jailed after allegedly giving his girlfriend a “wet willy,” according to an arrest affidavit
47-yr-old Joseph Sireci was arrested on Aug 15th after a police responded to a domestic disturbance report at his home, where a woman said she came home from work to find Sireci – described as her live-in boyfriend — intoxicated and lying on the living room floor of the house.
The woman is said to have told police that he had been “arguing with her and being rude,” prompting her to tell him she was taking her daughter to her nurse’s house. Sireci decided to go with them even though he was drinking, according to the arrest affidavit obtained by the Miami Herald.
When they got home, Sireci then started grabbing the woman’s hand and pulling her arm before giving her a “wet willy” by sticking his wet finger in her ear, authorities said.
The victim said she told Sireci to stop several times and asked him to get out of the car but he refused to do so. He then continued throwing objects around their home and continued to be belligerent, according to the arrest affidavit, which noted that the victim’s daughter confirmed her mother’s account.
Sireci was charged with second-degree battery and declined to give investigators a written statement but claimed he wasn’t intoxicated at the time. He was taken into custody at the St. Lucie County JHail, where he was later released on $2,500 bond, according to the Miami Herald.