“The facts are there and history proves it. We had the Ice Age. We had Noah’s Ark,” one half of the Healy-Rae political powerhouse proclaimed yesterday.
Just short of announcing that the messiah wore a yellow and green jersey on the cross, and that Puck Fair day should be declared a Bank Holiday for the good of the country, the fiercely populist politician was in fighting form when he gave an interview to an Irish media outlet yesterday.
Mr. Healy-Rae, who rose to prominence recently due to his peculiarly unique views on climate change and other scientific matters, went on to say that he’d have no qualms about shooting any intruders in his land. He said “I’d aim for their legs first. I’d immobilise them first, or something like that, if there was no other way of dealing with them.”
“I’d have no problem with that. It’s ridiculous where the law actually favours the criminal in some of these incidents.”
The Kingdom is secure then.